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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:40
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why are therapy lights so expensive?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Just Forget it!
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Nuts and Butts
So they tried
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
—
No way
share office space ...
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Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones